Ha-ha! You got tagged!!!!


Damn, HoustonNY....Usually when I get tagged I at least get dinner and a movie too.
Well here we go…


If you were to be the opposite sex for one day, what would you do?
After I jerked off a couple times in the morning I’d go around singing all the Luther Vandross songs that I knew to every pretty woman I met on the street just to make them smile. Then I’d get my girlfriend pregnant.

If you had to name the most difficult thing about being a teenager today, what would you say? Trying to stay grounded in reality with the fantasy world of TV and the Music Industry being glorified.

If you had to name the most embarrassing moment of your life, when was it?
I can’t believe that I’m about to reveal this, but to thine own self and that stuff…Well, I was in about the 5th grade or something and we were taking a test. It was so quite that you could hear a pin drop. I completed my test and got up to hand it in when I accidentally past gas. And it was obvious that it was me so I just walked al the way to the front of the room, place my test on the teacher desk, returned back to my desk and put my head down as the whole class laughed at me…very traumatizing.

If you had to name the most overrated actor in Hollywood, who would it be?
I’ll have to agree with my boy Terrance and say Samuel L. Jackson! I kind of like him though but he’s not the good to get the shin e that he gets.

If you had to name the one personality trait that you have tried the hardest to change in yourself, what would you say?
How much I procrastinate…it never ceases to screw me over.

If you could go back for one minute to the Garden of Eden and give Adam advice, what would you say?
Terrance had it right…“You should have listened to Steve.”

If you were to name the best “I told you so” you ever got to deliver, what was it?
I hate “I told you so’s” because I don’t like to gloat and I had when people do it so I don’t do it. But, I tell you this much…the last 2 titles the Lakers won I was like the village pariah rooting for them…I’m a LAKERS FAN. When they won I didn’t say anything but the huge grin on my face said it all. “Take that, take that, take that!”

If you were Madonna, what would you do for your next publicity stunt?
If I was Madonna I would retire after this last tour buy the Beatles catalog from Michael and chill with my millions. But, if I had to do a stunt I would fake my own kidnapping and drop double album of songs that I supposedly wrote when I was being held captive and songs about being glad to be alive. I need to be an A&R.

If you could have a lifetime 50 percent discount in any single store at your local mall, which store would it be in?
It would probably be The Home Depot. It would be “This Old House” everyday back at my house.

If you could have one more pet, what kind would you get, and what would you name it?
A Chewelah with lots of attitude named Killer.

If you could have God perform one miracle today, what would you want it to be?
Rewind the last 6 years and make Al Gore President.

If you could spend next New Year’s Eve doing anything, what would you do, and who would you spend it with?
I would take all of my close friends to Las Vegas, all expenses paid, and host a party at Rain on top of the Palms Hotel with strippers and Missy would perform all of her greatest hits for us. Then my girl friend and I would go back to our room and have Alicia Keys…Hey it’s my fantasy! Get your own.

If you were to set your country’s immigration policy, what would it be?
Send every one with out a valid green card back and make them wait their turn. P.E.R.I.O.D.

If you were given the power to settle the issue of gays in the military, what policy would you set? My policy is that there shouldn’t even be a policy. Everyone would is able bodied and over 18 should be able to fight for THEIR country.

If you could have one person you have lost touch with call you up tonight and invite you to dinner, who would you want it to be?
My Ex-girlfriend. I really wanted for us to be friends but she thought other wise.

If you could change on thing about your love life, what would it be?
Believe it or not, lesbians slow up on the sex too after being with each other for a while so I would love to go back to the way that we used to go at it when we first met…I’m talking everyday in every way.

If you could have prevented one book from ever having been written, which book would it be?Being a writer myself I can not say that someone doesn’t have the right to say what they want; it’s our right. Now, with that being said, I don’t want to hear anything when I drop my lesbian novels.

If you have to name the best music album ever recorded, which would you select?
Notorious B.I.G. - “Ready to Die.” I am a hip hop head, I love every song and I go nowhere with out it.

If you could have one thing made out of pure gold, what would you choose?
It’s kind of crass but I would like a small statue of something that starts with a P and ends with a Y (no, not a pony). You can ask ANY ONE would loves women and they will tell you that it is the most beautiful thing God ever created.

If God were to whisper one thing in your ear, what would you like Him to say?
“You are strong enough to make it through everything that lies ahead and everything will turn out fine.”

That was cool. Maybe I'll throw up the 70 things about me blog soon....Holla, My peoples.